Tom: These Kangol hats are exactly like the one Samuel L. Jackson wore to the Latin Grammys. How could she not like them?
April: I don't know.
Tom: It's like somehow everything I do with her is wrong.
April: Dude, seriously, leave me out of this.
[aside to camera:]
April: I kind of set up Tom and Ann, and now they won't stop asking me for advice, which is a really bad move on their part, because I really don't care what happens to them... Or anyone.