Chris: Ron Swanson. How are you?
Ron Swanson: Present.
Chris: I have a meeting at public works, and I was thinking that maybe you might wanna sit in.
Ron Swanson: Why would you think that?
Chris: They are working on a number of fascinating, big-budget projects...
Ron Swanson: I'm very busy here.
Chris: That I am being forced to brutally cut entirely.
Ron Swanson: I can make room in my schedule.
Chris: Wonderful. As you know, I'm not a big fan of delivering bad news.
Ron Swanson: Chris, it would be my absolute pleasure. Have you considered cutting the entire fire department? I have personally put out several local fires at no cost to the taxpayer.