April: That class was awesome.
Ron Swanson: I wholeheartedly agree. If that woman weren't so violently opposed to marriage, I think I would propose to her.
Andy: Well, then, it's decided. Andy Dwyer will be taking "Women's Lasers."
April: "Women's Studies."
Andy: Sorry. God, I cannot stop thinking about lasers. "Women's Studies." Is there such thing as "Women's Lasers"? That'd be my number one pick.