Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron and Tammys
Leslie Knope: Hey, who's ready to get- What are you doing?
Ron Swanson: Tammy One showed up. I'm being audited by the IRS.
Leslie Knope: No! Your worst nightmare.
Ron Swanson: You know what? Screw this. First of all, income tax is illegal. Second, Tammy is a psychological mastermind. This is just another way for her to put her hand up my keister and control me like a puppet. I'd rather be locked up.