Tom: I wish I could help you out, Benihana, but I can't. I have a one-bedroom. I can't have a dude sleeping on my couch if and when I bring home a lady.
Ben: Mm.
Tom: I have a ritual, and it starts on the couch.
Ben: Euch.
Tom: We sit down.
Ben: Okay. Yep.
Tom: Clap my hands. Lights dim.
Ben: I understand.
Tom: Boyz II Men...
Ben: Please stop.
Tom: Fades in.
Ben: Nope. Nope. You don't need to explain the ritual. I'm good.