Ben: Hey, Tom, uh, question for you. Do you know anyone who's looking for a roommate?
Tom: How hot?
Ben: I- What?
Tom: How hot is the woman that's looking for a place to stay?
Ben: No, it's me. I'm looking.
Tom: Oh, come on, that's not fair. You shouldn't have led me to believe it was a beautiful woman.
Ben: I didn't.