Chris: Leslie Knope! Ben Wyatt. Ben, great news. Do you remember the woman I told you about from the County Commissioner's office?
Ben: Um, vaguely.
Chris: Sure you do. Cindy Miller. Anyway, she's agreed to go out on a date with you.
Ben: Oh, you asked her out for me?
Chris: And you're gonna love her. She is interesting, smart, and beautiful, inside and out. Inner beauty is very important. And outer beauty is also very important.
Leslie Knope: I thought you had a rule about inter-government relationships.
Chris: Oh, don't worry. Her department is completely separate from ours. This isn't anything like your affair with Tom Haverford.
Leslie Knope: We weren't... You... You...