Quote from Ron Swanson in Soulmates
Chris: You ever tried a turkey burger? Ron Swanson: Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes. Delicious. Chris: A turkey burger. You take lean ground turkey meat, and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat. Ron Swanson: Why would anyone do that to themselves? Chris: What if I told you that I could make a turkey burger that tastes better than any other burger you've ever had? Ron Swanson: Challenge accepted. Cook-off later today in the courtyard. If I win, hamburgers remain in the commissary. Chris: What do I get if I win? Ron Swanson: The rarest jewel of all. Victory over me, Ron Swanson.