Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron & Tammy: Part Two
Jack Cooper: Ron? Jack Cooper, from the controller's office. Got a...got a second? Ron Swanson: Sure, what can I do you for? Jack Cooper: Frankly, this is a little awkward. We've received this letter from a collection agency about an outstanding debt from the Pawnee Public Library. It appears you have an overdue book. Ron Swanson: Oh, do I? Jack Cooper: "It's Not the Size of the Boat: Embracing Life with a Micro-Penis." Ron Swanson: Tammy. [aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: My ex-wife Tammy likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing okay. And if I am, she tries to [bleep] everything up.