Tom: Ron Corleone. This really attractive woman is my girlfriend, Lucy.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Lucy.
Lucy: Hi.
Ron Swanson: Whoa. Impressive handshake.
Lucy: Thanks. My father told me that a limp handshake was for weak men and communists. He hated both.
Ron Swanson: Well done, Tommy.
Tom: Is that bacon on your turkey leg?
Ron Swanson: They call it a Swanson. [eats]
Lucy: Wow.
Ron Swanson: Freddy Spaghetti!
Lucy: That guy rules.