Ron Swanson: Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy, but this building doesn't allow animals. Andy, take him outside.
Andy: And shoot him?
Ron Swanson: No. Just keep him outside.
Tom: Oh, come on, Ron. [as the puppy] I'm just a little puppy. I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm just a puppy. Mm. I like your mustache. [the puppy licks Ron's mustache] I wish I could have one, but I can't. 'cause I'm just a little puppy. Mm, mm, mmm.
Ron Swanson: Okay, take him out and shoot him.