Quote from Ron Swanson in Telethon
Ron Swanson: Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy, but this building doesn't allow animals. Andy, take him outside. Andy: And shoot him? Ron Swanson: No. Just keep him outside. Tom: Oh, come on, Ron. [as the puppy] I'm just a little puppy. I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm just a puppy. Mm. I like your mustache. [the puppy licks Ron's mustache] I wish I could have one, but I can't. 'cause I'm just a little puppy. Mm, mm, mmm. Ron Swanson: Okay, take him out and shoot him.