Quote from Joan Callamezzo in Park Safety
Joan Callamezzo: We've all heard the old saying, "Parks are supposed to be fun," but sometimes muggers have their own ideas. Leslie Knope is with us again from the parks department. Leslie. Tell us your story. Leslie Knope: This is my coworker Jerry Gergich. Diabetic, sloppily out of shape, friend. He was mugged this morning in Ramsett Park. Who's next? Your frumpy uncle? Your simple neighbor? Your unpopular coworker? Head of security Carl Lorthner is doing his best to keep the parks safe, but he's failing. Joan Callamezzo: So what is the solution to fix this? To make it right and not bad? Leslie Knope: We need money from City Hall, and it's not coming through. And, Pawnee, I am sorry to say this but your government is failing you. Joan Callamezzo: Up next, ten objects you didn't know you can eat.