Quote from April in Galentine's Day
April: Hey, we're almost done, so we can leave soon. Derek: [as an old man] Yes. I'll take you for an ice cream malted, and then we can go choose our caskets. April: God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in, like, 15 layers of irony? Derek: Here's something un-ironic. Ever since you've been hanging out with that meathead, you've become completely lame. April: You know what? We're breaking up. Derek: Fine, then you can't make out with me when you're drunk anymore. April: Fine, then I'll make out with Ben. Ben: Pass. Derek: No, he's my boyfriend. You can either make out with both of us or none of us. April: Fine, none of you. Derek: Fine.