Quote from April in The Set Up
April: I want to be your assistant. Ron Swanson: Really? You hate it here. April: So do you. I'll make sure you don't have to go to any meetings. If anyone comes to see you, I'll scare them away. Tom: Wait, April, if you had to choose between these two ties... [April closes the door on Tom] Ron Swanson: You're hired. [aside to camera:] April: I just figured I might as well get paid for being here.