Tom: Brian. Technically, you'd be assisting Ron, but Ron really doesn't do much government work, so you'd really be working for me. I see your resume here. Education: Excellent. Awesome professional experience. [rips resume] But I don't care. I'm interested in real world expertise. I got a nightclub opening to go to. Which tie do I wear?
Brian: I like the one on the left.
Tom: That was a trick question. The answer's this one.
Ben: I didn't even know that one existed.
Tom: I had high hopes when I saw your plumbed V-Neck. But those hopes have been dashed. You can leave.