Andy: You gotta tell me about him. I don't know anything about him.
April: Okay, he's 23, he's kinda my boyfriend. He's gay. Last year we got drunk and he took me to the ice capades, and I didn't get him anything.
Andy: And he's gay?
April: Yeah.
Andy: Brokeback Mountain DVD.
April: No.
Andy: Fellas love that.
April: No.
Andy: Does he already have, like, chaps? Like, assless chaps?
April: You know what, forget it.