Quote from Andy in Christmas Scandal
Andy: You gotta tell me about him. I don't know anything about him. April: Okay, he's 23, he's kinda my boyfriend. He's gay. Last year we got drunk and he took me to the ice capades, and I didn't get him anything. Andy: And he's gay? April: Yeah. Andy: Brokeback Mountain DVD. April: No. Andy: Fellas love that. April: No. Andy: Does he already have, like, chaps? Like, assless chaps? April: You know what, forget it.