Bill Dexhart: [on TV] And to my wife, I apologize. All I can say is I wasn't just having sex, I was making love to a beautiful woman and her boyfriend, and a third person, whose name I never learned. Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged, when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil.
Tom: I bet cave sex is insane.
Leslie Knope: Why?
Tom: Because of the echoes and the humidity.
Donna: Mmm-hmm.