Tom: [aside to camera] When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit your power. Have I ever given in to that temptation? No, never. I'm not that kind of politician.
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Tom: Official Parks and Rec business. Just need to grab a quick hot dog. Sorry about that, little girl, you can have the next one.
[back:]
Tom: I have a moral code, and I never violate it. People look at me and they say, "Wow, Tom. You are so pure, you're like a brown Superman with a beard that just stands for justice and truth and the American way."