Winston Quote #563

Quote from Winston in Heat Wave

Winston: [to Schmidt] You leave me with no choice.
Schmidt: What are you doing?
Winston: [to Cece] Ma'am! I'm gonna ask that you please remove your headphones now!
Cece: What?
Winston: Do you know why I asked you to remove your headphones?
Cece: Why are you talking so loud? Do you have a cranberry stuck in your ear again?
Schmidt: Winston found his cop voice.
Cece: Oh...
Winston: Ma'am! Why are you avoiding an audition when you know damn well it's important to you?
Schmidt: Don't do this.
Winston: Get back in your vehicle, immediately! Ma'am, please answer the question. Why are you avoiding an audition? And do not say that you are not, because I know that you are, so tell me why! Why?! Why?! Why?! Now, damn it, speak!
Cece: What if I'm not good enough? It's my dream job, and what if I can't do it, okay?
Schmidt: What? Cece, you're the most talented...
Winston: Sir, stand down!
Schmidt: Winston, you stand down. Go play softball against the fire department or whatever it is you do.
Winston: That's not till Wednesday.

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 ‘Heat Wave’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Real après-ski vibe. I feel like I'm in Gstaad. Gstaad's all about après-ski.
Winston: Well, it's nice in the summer, too.
Schmidt: Oh, have you been?
Winston: Have you?
Schmidt: Have you?
Winston: Have you been, is the real question.
Schmidt: Have-have you been to Gstaad?
Reagan: Wh... I... What does it matter? Just tell the truth. Have you been there? Have you been there?
Winston: I'm sorry, have you?
Reagan: No, I haven't been there.
Winston: Well...
Reagan: Should I be ashamed of that, or can we all just tell the truth about whether we've been to... "Shtaad."
Schmidt: Please. It's "Gstaad."
Reagan: Shaad.
Winston: Shtaad.
Cece: No one in this room has been to Gstaad.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: This heat is untenable. It's like a Jewfro apocalypse in here. I look like a '70s divorce attorney.

Quote from Reagan

Reagan: Please just come into my room? It's right there.
Nick: It's not even hot in reality.
Reagan: You're obviously suffering from heat exhaustion.
Nick: It's like a crisp Vermont November. Apple cider, football weather. Don't jump in a pile of leaves. There might be a dead dog in there.
Reagan: You're slurring your speech. Soon you're gonna get dizzy, you're gonna get cramps.
Nick: Why do you care so much, Reagan?
Reagan: Because you look like a dying man on a hospital show.