Schmidt Quote #1001
Cece: We all owe you an apology for... pretty much everything. I'm sorry that we went through your room.
Reagan: Well, that's not what I'm upset about. I mean, I went through all of your rooms when I first moved in.
Cece: Excuse me?
Schmidt: Wait, you went through our rooms?
Nick: Oh, no.
Reagan: How else am I supposed to get to know you? But the point is I didn't jump to conclusions. I mean, Nick has a two-by-four in his room with a nail in it. I didn't assume he was building a human cage.
Nick: I'm building a tree house.
Schmidt: You're doing wha... you're building a tree house? Well, why am I not involved? Why is Cece not involved? We want to be involved.
Cece: Oh, I'm involved. So's Winston.
Schmidt: What? Everyone's involved in the tree house but I? Forget about it. Reagan, how would you like
to build a tree house with me?
Reagan: No.
Nick: Reagan, we already got plans, we already got a two-by-four.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You know, when we first met, I had to pretend that all kinds of things were wrong with you just so I wouldn't freak out. You know, like, I gave you a glass eye for a while. You had a wooden foot for a short period of time. There was one week where I pretended that you were a Democrat.
Cece: I am a Democrat.
Schmidt: [laughing] Ah, that's so funny. I love you.
Cece: Okay. So we tell Nick she has a glass eye.
Schmidt: He'll spin out. He'll think the eye is a government-issued camera taking pictures for Langley. [Cece scoffs] Nick's a conspiracy theorist. It's like an Irish carnival up there-- just potato peels, broken rides, fiddle music, dreams left unfulfilled, bloodied soccer jerseys, bunch of women limping around named Moira.
Quote from Winston
Camilla: Are you really gonna let her get away with this? You must know how this makes me feel. You've clearly been dumped many times.
Winston: Why do people keep saying that?
Camilla: You ordered a Shirley Temple.
Winston: It's a virgin Denzel.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Okay. So I'm Camilla. Break up with me.
Reagan: [clears throat] [scoffs] Camilla...
Winston: Yes, baby. I love you so much.
Reagan: We have had a lot of really good times together, and I just...
Winston: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my goodness, oh, my God! I knew this was comin'. Oh, my God, oh, my goodness.
Reagan: What-what are you doing?
Winston: Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me? Why you hate me? Why you hate me so much?
Reagan: I don't... I don't hate you. I don't hate you.
Winston: Oh, my God, you don't? Oh, my goodness. So you're not breaking up with me. We're gonna have such a happy life together.
Reagan: I-I... I am. I am breaking up with you.
Winston: Oh, my God, you is breakin' up with me. Why you is breakin' up with me and stuff? Yo, this is mad crazy. I'm pregnant with your child. Okay.
Reagan: That isn't possible.
Winston: Yeah, his name is D'Lante.
Reagan: We would never name our child that.
Winston: Yeah. D-apostrophe-Lante.