Schmidt Quote #979
Quote from Schmidt in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
Schmidt: Nick, you've been doing so well lately.
Nick: Thank you.
Schmidt: Right on track with the plan.
Nick: My... What plan? What are you talking about?
Schmidt: I-I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.
Nick: You-You've got to be kidding me.
Schmidt: I don't... It's not...
Nick: "Nick's Life Plan"? What is that?!
Schmidt: I'm just trying to keep you on track, Nick. Look, we've always done everything together, and I'm just worried that we're gonna drift apart. You know, I'm gonna get married and have kids, and you're gonna be wandering around the grocery store, holding a bottle of Scotch and an ear of corn.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.