Schmidt: Nick, you've been doing so well lately.
Nick: Thank you.
Schmidt: Right on track with the plan.
Nick: My... What plan? What are you talking about?
Schmidt: I-I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.
Nick: You-You've got to be kidding me.
Schmidt: I don't... It's not...
Nick: "Nick's Life Plan"? What is that?!
Schmidt: I'm just trying to keep you on track, Nick. Look, we've always done everything together, and I'm just worried that we're gonna drift apart. You know, I'm gonna get married and have kids, and you're gonna be wandering around the grocery store, holding a bottle of Scotch and an ear of corn.