Schmidt Quote #972
Brandon: Sorry about that glass. [chuckles] I was in a zone writing, and I just...
Schmidt: It's just a glass, right?
Brandon: Yeah.
Schmidt: As a reminder, there are some plastic disposable cups, literally right there, so there's no need to rummage through the cabinets with your travelers' hands.
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Quote from Schmidt
Kimiko: [sings] I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Schmidt: Is she listening to Frasier reruns?
Nick: I'm in the middle of a fight with you.
Schmidt: There's this one episode, right? Where Niles, he's making an origami flower, and Frasier comes in and asks... Well, I'm sorry, actually, it's Daphne that comes in and asks...
Nick: Why'd you invite Todd?! Is that what Daphne asks? 'Cause if I'm Daphne, that's what I'm asking. He sucks. I could've done it! Then what does, uh, Frasier say?
Schmidt: You would never be Frasier in this scenario.
Nick: Who would I be?
Schmidt: Obviously the dad, the lazy piece of dump that sits on the chair.
Nick: And you just broke my heart. [Kumiko giggles]
Quote from Cece
Winston: I'm gonna need you to nurture me. I'm gonna need you to nurture me.
Cece: Okay, all right, I can do that part. Here we go. So, um, maybe this breakup isn't such a bad thing. Now you can stop wasting your life and find someone more realistic. Yeah, someone who's, like, in your league.
Winston: What?
Cece: Because you don't want to die alone, so you kind of have to settle and lower your standards and find someone that's just, like, in your lane.
Winston: What...?
Cece: If you stay in your lane, you'll be happy, 'cause you won't be alone. Right?
Winston: What are you saying?
Cece: Someone a little older, dumpier.
Winston: [crying] You are so bad at this.
Quote from Winston
Cece: Sorry, Winston, I mean, this is all my fault.
Winston: No, no, no, no, no. No, Cece, you're fine. You were right. You really were. I mean, KC and I were, we weren't going anywhere. Let's be honest. I just want to find somebody, Cece; I really do. So bad it hurts. From my head to my turd pipe.
Cece: That's... sweet.