Jess Quote #920
Quote from Jess in What About Fred
Jess: Guys, seriously. I'm... I'm not hungry.
Fred: You can't watch the movie on an empty stomach. Hey, cool your jets until you have some of our coffee.
Nancy: Beans are from Portland.
Jess: Oh, that's funny. [chuckles] I'm from Portland.
Fred: Do you know my last book signing was at Powell's Books?
Jess: Oh, no way. You're-you're a writer?
Fred: Well, I'm just a fool with a few stories.
Nancy: Oh, you're just being modest.
Fred: And you are being lovely.
Nancy: Oh. [giggles]
Jess: You guys are so sweet together.
Fred: That's because we're still on our honeymoon.
Nancy: 35 wonderful years of marriage.
Flip: Feels like two to me. Oh.
Nancy: Feels like one.
Flip: Like we just met.
New Girl Quotes
‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, he said, "Towels." I got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? Yeah. Nancy ear-candled me. I can hear for miles.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.