Winston Quote #454
Winston: What the hell are you two doing here? And why are you talking to Aly behind my back? She said that you guys gave her weird unwrapped candy and then you stole toilet paper from the station bathroom. We need that toilet paper.
Nick: Because we're worried about you! We're trying to protect you.
Winston: What?
Nick: She's so small, Winston.
Winston: You guys should have faith in me. I got a badge, I got a diploma, and I got a special plastic thing that goes over my hat for when it rains.
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Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."