Winston Quote #451
Winston: Dude, I'm gonna be in a patrol car the entire time. [laughing] I just got a text from my buddy Reynolds. Working his first shift, he got stabbed in the leg by a little girl. [laughs] I love Reynolds, man. He makes me laugh. That's funny...
Nick: You think that's funny?
Winston: To be stabbed by a little kid, yeah.
Coach: On the job.
Winston: Right. 'Cause you get paid.
Nick: That you're about to do.
Winston: Right, 'cause it's a child, and it's hilarious.
Nick: You don't like getting cut. You're very physically sensitive.
Winston: I am. Paper cuts give me headaches.
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."