Schmidt Quote #858
Schmidt: [to a passing waiter] Oh, excuse me, at some point in the evening, can you let me know that I have a call from Karl Lagerfeld?
Fawn Moscato: Schmidt. Bob, how are you? Tony, love you in a chino. Guillermo, fire up that grill, Fawn's hungry.
Guillermo: Si senora.
Fawn Moscato: [drinks] I'm Fawn Moscato. And I approve this scotch.
Schmidt: Oh, goodness.
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."