Schmidt: But you know what? I just I want to thank you, though, just for being there for me and for listening to me.
Nick: No. I'm not listening to you and I'm not there for you.
Schmidt: Because now we're in this together.
Nick: We're not in this together and I'm not listening and I'm not being there, so just stop telling me things! What would you like me to do with this information?
Schmidt: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody, get it off your chest.
Nick: I can't.
Schmidt: You know what I mean?
Nick: Like who?
Schmidt: Well, certainly not Jess. [Nick gags] Don't ever tell Jess. [Nick gags again] The one person you can't tell is Jess. [Nick gags again]