Schmidt Quote #520
Quote from Schmidt in Elaine's Big Day
Jess: Hey! Hey, hey, everybody. Hi. Hi. I'm Jessica Day. I'm the, uh, maid of honor. I'm also the person who fell through the roof with my friend Nick Miller here. Um, I have a few things to say. Um, there might be a badger on the loose, but I have my best people on it.
Nick: I'm on it. Don't scare the badger! Schmidty, help me!
Schmidt: Okay! Funnel it into the mandap!
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‘Elaine's Big Day’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Nick: I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot!
Winston: Oh... no.
Nick: What's going on?
Winston: Uh... Bucky got out of his cage, man. Let's go get him.
Nick: No! No! I'm getting out of here!
Winston: No, you're coming with me. You got to help me find the badger, Nick! You don't be no bitch!
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, give me the keys.
Jess: Where are we going?
Nick: I don't know. Where did we come from? Where do we go? Where did we come from?
Jess: [chuckes] Shut up.
Nick: Yeah, that was "Cotton-Eyed Joe," wasn't it?
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey. Bucky bit me. Bit me bad.
Nick: Hmm.
Winston: Yeah. So, um... so I'm pretty dizzy.
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Okay, what happened with Jess?
Nick: We called it. And she left. Yeah, we-we called it off. So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move.
Winston: Yeah. That was also your dad's move. Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away. But, you know, there are other moves. [Nick chuckles] Go.
Nick: Thanks, man.
Winston: Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance? I'm about to bleed out. Thanks, man.