Nick Quote #289
Nick: What can I get you to drink, Angie?
Angie: Oh, no, I don't... I just want to... hang out.
Nick: I've got this rule. Never cross the bar. And I broke that rule, and... Look, these 18 inches of oak are the only thing that separates me from guys like Sid over there. No disrespect. I got your next round.
Angie: Well, I don't have any rules.
Nick: Don't do... don't... No customers...behind the bar. Oh, Sid, you gotta... You're killing me. Sit down and drink your beer.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bathtub’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: I'd really love to come home and soak in a beautiful bathtub.
Schmidt: Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons ... pass.
Nick: Yeah, it's a waste of money, Jess.
Schmidt: I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess and I want a tub. We want candles and bubbles. Oh, damn it, Schmidt, we want bubbles, man. I want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. You know, and then just blow 'em off like this... and laugh, like...
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: How come I'm James Brown?
Jess: When you don't smile for my pictures, you get replaced. You come home after a long, hard day at work.
Nick: Tired.
Jess: You want to relax, but how? How about soaking in a glorious bubbly pool for one? Sipping the nectar of the gods.
Nick: I don't get it ... is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; It's rosé. Burn notice, France.