Schmidt Quote #241
Winston: What the hell? You think he's okay, man?
Schmidt: Oh, no, no, no, he's totally fine. We do this every day. We just never invite you, Winston.
Nick: What have I done?!
Schmidt: Hey, Nick, I'm pretty sure you overshot the apartment by like 140 miles!
Winston: Dude, let's just hop back in the truck, turn around and go home.
Nick: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Schmidt: Okay? Okay.
Nick: This is crazy that I drove out here.
Winston: Yeah, it is. Give me the keys. I'll drive you back to Caroline.
Nick: Caroline... no! [tosses the keys into the desert] Well, that was unexpected.
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Quote from Winston
Winston: There's not much sunlight left.
Nick: What are you afraid of, the dark?
Winston: No, I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Meep-meep!
Nick: Jess, honestly, don't do the Road Runner to a coyote!
Jess: That's how you deal with coyotes.
Nick: Coyotes hate roadrunners!
Jess: That's how you deal with them.
Nick: Coyotes want to kill roadrunners!
Jess: Meep-meep!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: That's why I'm gonna have to White Fang her.
Jess: Schmidt, come on! Look, I try not to judge what you guys do, but please don't tell me things like that.
Schmidt: No, no, Jess, Jess. The book, White Fang.
Jess: Oh.
Schmidt: This guy befriends a wild creature. But he must, he must set the animal free because that's what's best for it.
Jess: I know the plot of White Fang.
Schmidt: But the animal won't go. So with a breaking heart, he throws stones at it until it runs away.