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‘See Ya’ Quotes

New Girl: See Ya

124. See Ya

Aired May 8, 2012

Jess, Schmidt and Winston get ready to say goodbye as Nick moves in with Caroline. Meanwhile, Schmidt has doubts about his relationship with Cece.

Quote from Winston

Winston: There's not much sunlight left.
Nick: What are you afraid of, the dark?
Winston: No, I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.

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Quote from Jess

Jess: Meep-meep!
Nick: Jess, honestly, don't do the Road Runner to a coyote!
Jess: That's how you deal with coyotes.
Nick: Coyotes hate roadrunners!
Jess: That's how you deal with them.
Nick: Coyotes want to kill roadrunners!
Jess: Meep-meep!

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: That's why I'm gonna have to White Fang her.
Jess: Schmidt, come on! Look, I try not to judge what you guys do, but please don't tell me things like that.
Schmidt: No, no, Jess, Jess. The book, White Fang.
Jess: Oh.
Schmidt: This guy befriends a wild creature. But he must, he must set the animal free because that's what's best for it.
Jess: I know the plot of White Fang.
Schmidt: But the animal won't go. So with a breaking heart, he throws stones at it until it runs away.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: When Nick leaves, I'm going to call a plumber and just throw cash at him while he works. Fitties and hunnits, hunnits, hunnits.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Whoa, whoa! Why you taking back your lamp?
Nick: I think you just answered that when you called it my lamp.
Winston: No, man. Squatters' rights.
Nick: What's wrong? You still afraid of the dark?
Winston: What? No. Dude.
Nick: 'Cause, if you are, I'll leave this behind.
Winston: Nick, first of all, I'm not afraid of the dark. But if I were afraid of the dark, that would be a totally rational, adaptive evolutionary response.
Nick: Good night, Winston.
Winston: That's ridiculous. I'm not afraid of the dark.
Nick: Good night, sweetheart. [ghoulish] Unless the monsters get you. [closes door; opens door again to scream]

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: But look, on the bright side, it is impossible for me to get aroused in this thing. Here, watch ... say something hot to me.
Cece: Fresh-pressed linens.
Schmidt: Nope, nothing. Not an inch. Like a swaddled baby.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: What the hell war is this?
Photographer All right, turn around and face him.
Schmidt: Am-am I... Am I supposed to want to buy a missile? I don't understand. Just pounding the drum of war. What-what, did no one listen to Eisenhower?

Quote from Winston

Winston: Hey, Jess! What took you so long? Let me tell you something ... you never want to lose a race against the night.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: We need to talk.
Cece: All right. This is not another one of those "merlot is the whore of the vineyard" talks, is it?
Schmidt: This isn't working out.
Cece: Are you kidding... right now? Are you trying to end this with me? [Schmidt kisses Cece and walks away]
Schmidt: Now go on! You heard me! Go on! Go on, scram! Go! I hate you! Go! [screams] Go back to your kind!
Cece: Are you White Fanging me?
Schmidt: Sorry, what?
Cece: White Fang, Schmidt. The only book on your Kindle. The one that you wouldn't stop talking about. Remember, I said, "Please, stop talking about White Fang." And you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do this to somebody." That White Fang.

Quote from Schmidt

Jess: You-you want Cece to go away?
Schmidt: No. I want her to be happy. 'Cause when-when you care about somebody, you do what's-what's best for them. Even if it sucks for you. Even if they're just a "woof."
Jess: A wolf?
Schmidt: A "woof."
Jess: A wolf.
Schmidt: Yeah, that's what I said, a "woof."
Jess: A wolf.
Schmidt: A "woof."

Quote from Jess

Nick: Okay, great. Um, as you guys know, I'm moving in with Caroline, and I'm glad we can talk about this like adults.
Schmidt: Caroline is, uh, quite the baker. [throws cookie]
Nick: Anything else, anyone?
Jess: You're making a huge, life-ruining mistake by moving in with a woman who turned you into an agoraphobic, turtle-faced, borderline alcoholic.

Quote from Winston

Nick: I'm going to start over, 'cause this did not go the way I had planned. As you guys know, I'm leaving, so there are some things we need to work out.
Winston: Yeah, like, what am I going to do with all that extra money I have now that I don't have to cover for you any more?
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Maybe I'll buy a city.
Schmidt: Oh, and you can open a mall and call it Winston's Corners.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Winston, can you take me to the doctor tomorrow? He's taking the bandages off.
Winston: Wow.
Schmidt: The old Washington Monument. Ready to serve this great nation once again.
Winston: Can you stop?
Schmidt: What? It's time to make this horse into a unicorn.

Quote from Nick

Nick: All right, so that's everything. I took my fair share of rubber bands, so I don't want to hear about it. In my room, you will find a shoe box. In that box, there is a guinea pig that I said I would bury, so please deal with it.
Schmidt: There's a corpse in your room?
Nick: All right, guys, well, thanks for helping me move. What are we standing in a circle for, like a bunch of weirdos? Let's go.

Quote from Winston

Winston: No! Come on! People, just please listen to me. Stop throwing your damn keys! The werewolves come out at night, man. I don't want nobody to eat me! I got big thighs. I got a fat ass.
Nick: Relax.
Winston: We are in the middle of the desert, and nobody is going to find our bodies!
Nick: Come here.
Winston: What?
Nick: You're having a nervous breakdown. You're having a nervous breakdown.

Quote from Nick

Nick: [on tape] This next song goes out to a very special girl, Gwen Bressler. I know you like breakfast, but how do you feel about... "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
Nick: "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
Cece: Oh, that is a terrible song.
Nick: This is a great song. You guys are crazy. Listen to the lyrics. Oh, man. I feel it in my body. Are you kidding me? This is in my bones. [sings] I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
Schmidt: No!
Nick: Something, something Da da-da da-ta
Nick: [on tape] Gwen, you don't even know my name, do you? "How Bizarre."
Nick: Oh, yes, this is where Nick got cool again.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Why are you trying to push me away?
Schmidt: I saw your phone, Cece. I saw the text message from Gino. Your colleague.
Cece: You went through my phone?
Schmidt: What? No. Winston... Winston went through your phone.
Cece: That is not okay. This is about trust, Schmidt, okay? It's about trust. And I told you how this was gonna be, and I asked you to get okay with it.
Schmidt: How am I supposed to trust you, Cece? You slept with me. I mean, that doesn't say much about your taste in men. And I have more than one book on my Kindle. And a subscription to Cricket. And a lot of PDFs!

Quote from Jess

Jess: Look how pronounced Nick's couch hole got. All this time I thought he was just sitting here drinking beer and complaining, he was making something.


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