Winston Quote #84
Interviewer: And you're familiar with the show?
Winston: Yes, I am. I've been listening for years.
Interviewer: What do you think of Mr. Napoli?
Winston: He's actually like an idol of mine.
Joe Napoli: [from the studio] Be honest, jackass!
Interviewer: Would you consider yourself an undercover cop?
Winston: Huh?
Interviewer: Seriously. Are you a cop? You have to tell me.
Winston: No!
Interviewer: How far can you drag an unconscious man?
Winston: I don't know. I never really tried to...
New Girl Quotes
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Quote from Jess
Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
Quote from Nick
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?