Schmidt Quote #34
Schmidt: What happened after you walked in?
Jess: I don't know. I kind of laughed.
Schmidt: Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man, especially Nick. Nick is delicate... like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself. Now, listen to me. You're gonna act like this never happened.
Jess: We live together. We're a family. Families talk about things.
Schmidt: No. Families ignore things until they go away.
[flashback to Young Schmidt sitting across from his mother at the dining table in a bunny costume:]
Young Schmidt: Hey, Mom, hey, Mom, hey, Mom, I'm a bunny, Mom. Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom, I'm a bunny, Mom. Mom!
[present:]
Schmidt: No one wants to talk about their feelings, Jess. Never talk about this again.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Hey, look. You've been out of the game for a while. I have three date packages. They work every time. Package A) Close-up magic, dinner, drinks. Package B) Close-up magic, drinks. Package C) Close-up magic.
Quote from Winston
Schmidt: How'd the job interview go?
Winston: You know, terrible.
[flashback:]
Interviewer: Did you see the JWoww retweet and Gaga Twitpic?
Winston: I know Word, and I can open a document... Save it, save as, print, print preview...
[present:]
Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia. I was playing ball year round. I didn't read the news. I have no idea what happened in America. I've got interviews tomorrow. Fill me in. What'd I miss?
Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.