Schmidt: What happened after you walked in?
Jess: I don't know. I kind of laughed.
Schmidt: Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man, especially Nick. Nick is delicate... like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself. Now, listen to me. You're gonna act like this never happened.
Jess: We live together. We're a family. Families talk about things.
Schmidt: No. Families ignore things until they go away.
[flashback to Young Schmidt sitting across from his mother at the dining table in a bunny costume:]
Young Schmidt: Hey, Mom, hey, Mom, hey, Mom, I'm a bunny, Mom. Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom, I'm a bunny, Mom. Mom!
[present:]
Schmidt: No one wants to talk about their feelings, Jess. Never talk about this again.