Jess Quote #37
Jess: Ooh. Scary movie. I hate scary movies. Why are we watching this?
Nick: We're not watching this, Jess. We're watching it.
Jess: So fun, hanging with the dudes, eating ice cream, watching scary movies. [deep voice] We're not scared; we're dudes.
Winston: Shh!
Jess: [whispers] You know what we should watch? Have you guys ever seen Fame? It's about a group of dreamers with talent to spare, taking New York City by storm, one dance number at a time... the cafeteria, the street... Oh! Ooh! That's so much blood. It's spurting! Mmm, that was good. That guy's gonna blow himself up. Wah, wah.
Nick: Why would that guy blow himself up? [explosion on TV]
Jess: Sorry. I saw it in the theater. You know what else we should watch? An American Tale. It's about a little Jewish mouse with a great big heart and a... [the guys give up]
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Winston: You know, terrible.
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Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
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Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.