Winston Quote #873
Winston: No, I can't go out looking like this. I can't stay in looking like this.
Aly: Uh...
Winston: What?! No! You seeing this?! I ain't got no sense of fashion. You weren't gonna tell me?
Aly: I did, many times.
Winston: Then why didn't you leave me?!
Aly: I did, when you bought those banana-yellow bird pants, but I came back because I love you just a little more than I hate those pants. [Winston chuckles] Why-why are you taking them off?
Winston: I just missed seeing your face with my own eyes. Look, I know there's a lot of beautiful things that I have not seen, but nothing in this world will make me take my eyes off of you.
Aly: Why are you so... sweet to me? [Winston chuckles] Mm. But we only have these for a few more hours, and I want you to see as much as you can, babe. All right, what's next?
Winston: I want to see some classic movies in color: Citizen Kane, Schindler's List...
Aly: Ooh, I got bad news for you. [chuckles]
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Schmidt: How can I survive another nine months of pregnant Cece? She was so mean to me.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: I got your wings, my love.
Cece: I wanted all flats, no drumlets! Do they look flat to you?! [muffled grunting] Do they look flat to you?!
[present:]
Schmidt: She tried to jam the business end of a drumlet straight up my tuchus. And then things got worse. I can only describe what I experienced next as... anti-Semitic.
[flashback:]
Cece: Hey, gefilte face! Quit playing "Where's My Foreskin?" and get in here and rub my feet before I divorce your Yentl-loving, Ashkenazi ass!
Quote from Cece
Cece: Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I was a little bit moody while I was creating life with my body. Aly, can you believe this?
Aly: Well...
Cece: Well?
Aly: Okay, d-don't be mad, but I have never, ever seen anyone be pregnant the way that you were pregnant. So much so that, for evidence, I decided to capture it on my phone.
Cece: [on phone video] What genius got us a Jolly Jumper? Who got us the Jol... Okay, Vandana Auntie, way to go. You see, we already have a Jolly Jumper. So put the tuna salad down. Put it down! Tuna salad is for people who use the registry. Boo! Everybody boo. Why are you not booing?!
Quote from Cece
Schmidt: Even after seeing all those videos, I still want to have another baby with you more than anything else in the whole wide world.
Cece: Me, too, more than anything. Things are gonna be so different this time.
Schmidt: I'm gonna give you so much space.
Cece: I'm gonna be so pro-Semitic, that little beanie you wear on the top of your head is gonna spin.
Schmidt: Feels like a rough start, but I appreciate the effort. Let's go to the hotel.