Winston Quote #772
Quote from Winston in Operation: Bobcat
Winston: Look, I know it's not much, but, um, you know, I just thought it would be nice to spend some... koala-ty time together.
Aly: Ew.
Winston: [Australian accent] G'Day, mate. Oh, no. What's a fit Sheila like you doing with this sticky joey?
Aly: You were right. I said I didn't want to do anything today, but this is pretty fun. [British accent] Even though you forgot the Parmesan cheese.
Winston: Well, that's not what he would sound like. I mean, if you're gonna say it, you might as well say it the way he would... [both laugh] I can't even joke be mad at you, because you're so perfect.
Aly: Well, you're the most ridiculous person I've ever met. [Winston laughs] But, you know, I honestly never get tired of you. [chuckles] Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but I don't even care, I'm just gonna say it. Why don't we get married?
Winston: [laughs] .... Nah...
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Jess: I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. Where does all this effort come from? Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card.
Gordon Ramsay: This bread is incredible. You taste the crust?
Jess: It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it.
Gordon Ramsay: Then bloody do something about it! [Jess smashes her plate] Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up.
Jess: Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me!
Gordon Ramsay: Then don't let him.
Quote from Jess
Gordon Ramsay: So is it just you?
Jess: Yup.
Gordon Ramsay: You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food?
Jess: No. Just me. Just my day.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night?
Jess: Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! I'm having just a great time.
Gordon Ramsay: Liar! Sorry. Bad habit.
Jess: Just bring me the scallops, please.
Gordon Ramsay: Impatient. Mmm. Delicious. Scallops. Aren't... [dish shatters] ...for liars.