Winston Quote #651

Quote from Winston in House Hunt

Leslie: And I'm a Sagittarius, which is why I'm so good with people and horses. But it also makes me, like, really sleepy.
Winston: Uh, Leslie... [nervous laugh] Um, there's no... there's no easy way to say this. Uh... you... no longer work... for Schmidt and Cece.
Leslie: No, no, they're firing me? No, but didn't you tell them how good I am?
Winston: Well, you know, I tried to. I was like, I was like, "Man, she good..."
Leslie: You didn't stick up for me, Winston?
Winston: Well, I tried...
Leslie: I'm calling Aly!
Winston: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, no, no, time out, time out. Listen, hey, hey, hey. Time out. Stop. Stop that. You didn't let me finish. You don't work for Schmidt and Cece anymore, because... 'Cause you work for me now. I'm buying a house. [Leslie shrieks happily] I'm buying a house! [Leslie laughing] Ha, ha! I'm buying a home.

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 ‘House Hunt’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?

Quote from Aly

Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.