Winston Quote #552
Quote from Winston in The Decision
Winston: You know, this woman requested my A-game. My A-game. Maybe it's hopeless that I could even please this woman sexually. What am I thinking, Winston? Just focus on yourself. Concentrate on yourself sexually, Winston. No, Winston, that is not your way.
Aly: I just want to head off any discussion of what your way is.
Winston: I'm so sorry. I'm just feeling a little insecure about my body and the way it is connected to my face.
Aly: Bishop... [sighs] you have nothing to worry about.
Winston: Really?
Aly: Yeah.
Winston: Okay. What's my best feature?
Aly: Instant regret. Instant. The second I said it, I was like...
Winston: If you had to pick.
Aly: Fine. You have very nice... That's our suspect. He's taking off!
Winston: What? Okay. [siren wailing] Okay, I'll let you take point on this one, because I got to protect my duke for later.
Aly: Oh, you suck so much.
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Quote from Cece
Cece: We met... crying over the same name at the Vietnam Memorial. George... Harrison... Ford.
Schmidt: Wha...?
Cece: Who was our grandfather.
Schmidt: What? Making us cousins?
Cece: Making us cousins, because there is nothing more romantic than forbidden love.
Schmidt: Between family members? I mean, that's... You're gonna double down with that?
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: He's writing "cousins" down.
Cece: That's a positive thing.
Schmidt: No, it's not.
Quote from Cece
Philip: Ah. Mr. Schmidt. May I offer you a beverage? Perhaps an organic cucumber vodka spritzer?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: It is so beautiful. I feel like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.
Philip: We get that a lot.
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Schmidt: Hybrid meals are for people who are too lazy to wake up for a proper breakfast.