Winston Quote #453
Winston: First day on the job. Is this where you tell me to forget everything I learned in training?
Aly: N... no! Remember everything. Bishop, if you have a problem with me being your training officer, put down your ice cream cone, take your frickin' thumbs out of your mouth, and say it to my face!
Winston: What?! I don't have a problem with you.
Aly: Did you or did you not tell your roommates to come check up on me?
Winston: What?! They did that?
Aly: Yeah.
Winston: Oh, my goodness, I am so "furiated" right now. I am very lucky to have you as my training officer. My roommates don't speak for me. I promise you will never have to see them again.
Aly: They're right there. They're literally right there.
Winston: When you step to the badge, the badge step back.
Aly: Don't ever say that in my car again.
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[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
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Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."