Schmidt Quote #865
Schmidt: Hey, listen, I wanted to warn you. My roommates have recruited a gang of derelicts to... to protest the council meeting.
Fawn Moscato: If only there was someone who could oppose them. Of course, I can't, because it's technically a citizens' forum.
Schmidt: Are you saying that I should?
Fawn Moscato: I'm not saying anything.
Schmidt: Oh. Okay. You're trying to manipulate me again. You must think that I'm a real shmendrick. Well, hello there.
Fawn Moscato: When we're in public, let's just tone down the Jewish thing, okay?
Schmidt: Let's tone down the Jewish thing. I can do that. 100%. Let's tone down the Jewish... Hey, by the way, sir, thank you so much for keeping the councilwoman safe.
Man: Five stars for Arman!
Fawn Moscato: He's an Uber driver. I'm a councilwoman, not a senator.
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."