Winston Quote #91
Joe Napoli: Hey, Bishop, I thought you left early. Assumed you weren't coming back.
Winston: There was something wrong with the shakes, so I went in and just threw them out because there's something wrong with 'em. Speaking of which, I should probably go ahead and throw that one out.
Joe Napoli: What did you do to the shakes?
Winston: They've been compromised.
Joe Napoli: What... did... you... do?
Winston: Look, I really, really want this job, Mr. Napoli, and I know you're going to fire me if I tell you what I did, but I would love a future here, and I don't want that to be jeopardized by a moment of... poor judgment. I put my beans in your shakes. Yeah, and I... I shook it around a little bit like this.
Joe Napoli: In there? You stuck 'em down in there, huh?
Winston: I did.
Joe Napoli: [laughing] Oh, man! [laughing] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna do that to Kareem.
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Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
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Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?