Winston Quote #749

Quote from Winston in The Hike

Winston: Aly and I are finally gonna have the same city in common.
Schmidt: Right on, man.
Winston: [laughs] Lefty's coming home.
Cece & Jess: Lefty?
Winston: Yeah, she's left-footed. I'm throwing Aly a surprise welcome-home dinner. I invited her whole family here, you know. Uh, I wanted her to see all the people she loves, which becomes love for me, you know. And the next thing you know, I'm getting one of those "best boyfriend ever" mugs, which you can buy, I just don't want to do all that. I want to... I want to earn it.

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 ‘The Hike’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.