Winston Quote #757

Quote from Winston in The Hike

Aly: But you really need to know the lay of the land.
Winston: Okay, let me take notes.
Aly: So, my sister is... my sister.
Winston: Mm-hmm.
Aly: Uncle Bill is a real weather nerd. It's super annoying.
Winston: Right, right, right.
Aly: Aunt Karen keeps a free-floating piece of floss in her purse. She will use it tonight. It's revolting.
Winston: Okay. Do me a favor. Hold on. Repeat everything you just said. My thumbprint won't let me in.
Aly: Okay, uh, my sister is-- you met her...
Winston: Ah, wait, yeah, no, no, still not in. Let me get-- wipe my hand off right there. Now we're cooking with gas. [chucles]
Aly: My sister...
Winston: Okay. No, we ain't.

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Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.