Jess Quote #999
Sam: What is going on here?
Jess: Okay, um... [groans] I had a sex dream about Nick. Let me back up. Last night, you asked me about this helmet. Sorry. Let me fast forward. The helmet's stuck on my head. Look, I know this is a lot to ask, but is there any way, you could just trust me when I tell you that it was just a stupid sex dream.
Sam: Okay, yes. Yeah, no. I trust you.
Jess: Thank you.
Sam: But right now, my parents are expecting us. So, you know, a lot of kids come into the hospital with stuff stuck on their head. Do you guys have a screwdriver or a hammer?
Jess: Oh, uh, we can't break it 'cause... Nick's dad gave it to him.
Sam: Right. Uh, well... I have to go meet my parents, so I'll call you tomorrow.
New Girl Quotes
‘Helmet’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: So what was our best, in your opinion?
Cece: Ooh, you just walked right into that one.
Jess: Okay, it wasn't something that actually happened. It was historical.
Nick: Oh, historical, so was there a dragon?
Jess: No, it was historical. You think dragons are real?
Nick: I think there's a lot of debate about it. And there's a lot of blogs about it. And I know that as a fact, 'cause I've written one.
Jess: Do you think dinosaurs are dragons?
Nick: There's debate about dragons, Jess, and we're not doing this right now.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, I'm on my way to meet Aly and her boyfriend for brunch. [laughing] And I am super excited to meet him. [normally] Yeah, that was sarcasm. And this is shark-casm: I just hate eating people.
Quote from Winston
Tripp: 'Sup. Let's talk puss. Ready to show me your hairy little guy?
Schmidt: What?
Winston: Ugh. Oh. Yes, uh... Introducing... The mouse murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop. [Furguson purring] He's lickin' his no-no.
Schmidt: America's sweetheart.