Schmidt Quote #1049
Quote from Schmidt in Sam, Again
Schmidt: This is the first date since the... since the Aly heartbreak. This date is going to define the next chapter of your dating story. Wear these magnificent sunglasses. Put 'em on. Oh, man. You look like Brad Pitt on a tank. In that movie Furry.
Winston: Yeah.
Schmidt: You ever see Furry?
Winston: Furry? Nah.
Schmidt: It's a bunch of dudes on a tank. They're, uh... and they're outnumbered and they shoot a bunch of people.
Winston: Are they dressed in...?
Schmidt: You should check it out. Just look it up, Furry.
Winston: [chuckles] Google "Furry," nice, yeah.
Schmidt: Hey, don't screw up this date, it's important.
Winston: [imitates sneeze]
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‘Sam, Again’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Honesty, I'm, uh, sorry I ki... You know what? I'm not. I'm not sorry that I kissed your girlfriend. 'Cause, first of all, she wanted me to! And it was fun. It felt great. And then we dated for a long time and that was fun. You were out of the picture, not even in her thoughts. It was a whole new thing. We just, we fell in love with each other, like crazy love... like, a lot of good memories, a lot of passion. A lot of good sex.
Jess: Nick.
Nick: We once tried to sneak into the Kids' Choice Awards, and we got in and watched a bunch of kids get awards. So, yeah.
Jess: Nick.
Nick: Topped... Okay. I have a fever of 103 and I'm talking to a chair and I'm not a great talk...
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Every time she gets a job at a new school, she brings back kid germs that infect your filthy body. Don't get me sick.
Winston: Don't get me sick either, man. I got a date coming up, and I might get to mouth-base.
Nick: I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. [chuckles] Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
Schmidt: Nick, you have, like, 7,500 raisins all over your room. Why would you eat the...? [Nick sneezes] I knew it. I knew it.
Jess: That was so immediate.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Okay, let's make this quick. I need to work on my presentation. It's for a chair company, and it's tentatively titled, "I Hope You're Sitting Down for This." 'Cause it's chairs.
Winston: Yeah.
Schmidt: At which point you would laugh if you weren't so preoccupied with your date. Okay, Winston, what are you wearing?
Winston: Well, you know, I don't want to overthink it. It's just coffee, so...
Schmidt: So you're going to just dress like you did today, which apparently happened during a solar eclipse in a land of no mirrors.