Winston Quote #894
Quote from Winston in The Apartment
Winston: I did it. I told Aly I need a new partner.
Schmidt: What? I thought you had a crush on her.
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: Well, exactly. You know, here's the problem. She keeps talking about her boyfriend and his "ass that you want to open on Christmas."
Nick: What?
New Girl Quotes
‘The Apartment’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh... new partner's here. Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Aly
Aly: Screw you. Here's your crap: lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier, loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown. When did you even see that? [holds novelty glasses] Why? Why?
Winston: Oh, have you... Have you tried 'em on?
Aly: Oh, and your Pure Mood CD. This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.
Schmidt: The what? At the port?
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What are you doing at the port?
Nick: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.
Schmidt: You drive all the way down to the port?
Nick: Yes.